Yeah you read it right!! My Papa wants to cut my tongue.. No its not any saying,idiom , adage , legend or anything even remotely related to that.. He really means it.. literally.. :(
All hell broke loose when I woke up this morning and my Papa all of a sudden announced that you are going to the see the doc today itself to get your tongue cut..
Listening to him, I thought may be I'm still sleepy but noooo.. IT WAS HARSH REALITY..!!
Papa wants to cut my tongue..
1. I speak too much by his standards. :D :D
2. I don't clean my tongue properly.. :P
3. I'm getting fatter day by day 'coz of love for food.. ;)
You must be thinking these cant be reasons to cut the only tongue of your one and only but very difficult daughter ;-)
Well you are right.. There are some better reasons..
1. To decrease my dependency on tongue wagging smileys and be able to wag tongue
I'm one of those unfortunate kids who could never tease other children by showing
my tongue.. :( Poor me.. ;(
2. To be able to pick out that spinach in my teeth without using tooth pick.. ;-)
3. This is an interesting one -->> Participate equally in tongue-involved french
4. Increase the general mobility of my tongue.. So that I can lick ice-cream..and
not eat it :D :D
Well, Its sad but true.. I'm tongue-tied. Take it literally again..
Underside of my tongue is attached to the floor of my mouth.. Don't imagine.. Look at the pic.. You'll get the feel of it.. ;-)
(Image Source : www.ghorayeb.com/)
So I see it this way :Its like the floor of my mouth loves my tongue so much that it doesn't let it go out or meet other tongue of opposite sex.. And to attract my tongue.. you know what my mouth does?! Whenever my tongue tries to sneak out by wagging, it reshapes my tongue into a beautiful W-shape unlike other tongues which make a 'U'.. My tongue likes that 'W' so much that it quickly goes inside and gives a big hug to my mouth :D :D
You again didn't get it.. Right?? OK refer to the pics :D
Your Tongue -->>
(image source :internet )
I know its weird but I think a little weird sometimes.. :D :D
And now the reality of it. This condition is known as Ankyloglossia medically and its a birth defect.
I visited Dentist today and he said I can get it cut under the effect of anaesthesia and then I can wag tongue.. :P
But I've opted out of this option.. I don't want to end the love affair of my tongue and my mouth.. :D :D
And my Papa loves me.. :D :D
P.S. : Sorry if u read it complete and it didn't make any sense to you.. I can perfectly understand. You are not the only one.. :D :D